About Me

So, Howdy. I am indeed Stuart Collyer.

This blog closed in September 2015. And now, I have a new project, which I suggest you visit to see my more recent postings.
You can now find me over at: www.themisanthrope.uk

I am, essentially, a 23 year old male who likes to moan; rather a lot. I do this in the form of iconic rants, which consists of me complaining about everything which I don't like. I can rant about anything from things I watch, people in the news, news events, Government, society, technology, my fellow teenagers, and dead people. I used to also moan about the abstract noun 'love', but my girlfriend doesn't like it...

I do actually like things however, such as Twitter, music, photography, comedy, cake, the colour purple, Charlie Brooker, writing and occasional television shows. I also like to moan, thus why I have this blog...

If I had to select 15 buzzwords to describe and summaries myself, I would choose the following:
  • Cynical
  • Misanthropic
  • Grumpy
  • Stubborn
  • Awkward
  • Slothful
  • Sarcastic
  • Intolerant
  • Competent
  • Creative
  • Humorous
  • Critical
  • Unwomanly
  • Coherent
  • Lovely
I'm not sure how I come across after that list, but I like to think the positives are stronger than the negatives.

As for my life, I am a University student who currently resides between East Kent and South East London. More specifically, The University of East London, at which I am studying Journalism and Creative Writing. As you can tell, that means I do  a lot of writing.

The reason for doing these a degree is because Journalism is my career choice. I think my list of buzzwords actually make me out to have the mental state of a Journalist (excluded the word 'lovely').

I do seem to have developed a reputation as someone who has a strong dislike for Jade Goody, Katie Price, Piers Morgan and the like. You will find I have written numerous blogs on these topics and a sure way to start a debate with me is start with the sentence 'Jade Goody was an inspiration to a generation'. I just have a real problem with people being famous for reasons which include having the following traits: Bitchy, Vile, Idiotic, Slut, Giant Breasts, Piers Morgan and have no talent whatsoever. 

If you read all of that and thought "I would like to read blogs written by that person", then you are on the correct website and I love you.

If you read all of that and thought "I would like to read about all their inner, obscure thoughts and keep up-to-date on what is happening in their life", then you can follow me on Twitter: @MrStuy.

If you read all of that and thought "I wonder what badly drawn comics and short stories by him, would be like", then you should look at my other blog: Creative Turmoil.

If you read all of that and thought "I would like to view the photography of that person to see how artistic of an eye he has", then you should look at my Flickr page: Stuart Collyer Photography.

Enjoy your visit