I have come
up with another insult to sling around the playground: "Your Mumma's so
fat, that she's slower than an EA Game Server". I can imagine it would be,
and quite rightly so, followed by a chorus of "RINSED" by some
teenagers, who also slap their fingers in appreciation.
This comes
in light of recent events, in which people spent tens of pounds on a PC game, only
to be told they couldn't play the game because too many people were playing the
game. One might think that if you made 'X' number of games, you would, in the
end, expect 'X' amount of people to actually want to play the game. But I'm not
an expert, so what do I know?