Monday 30 December 2013

200 - The Stuart Awards 2013

Six years. Who would have thought I would carry this self-indulgent awards 'ceremony' on for this long? Certainly not me. Quite rightly, past years have had people spoiling the fun, and commenting on how nobody cares about my (expletive) awards; but I question why they read it in the first place then.
So, I take this opportunity to allow any would-be trolls to press the close button on your browser - thank you.


Have they gone? Great. I often think they should put a similar announcement over the speakers on trains and planes, asking any would-be terrorists to kindly vacate.

Anyway, on with the show! Another year has passed, and enclosed in it has been many terrible things that mankind wishes to forget, like Margret Thatcher, the Woolwich terrorist attack, and sitcom failure on BBC1: The Wright Way. However, many great things have happened. A baby was born, Andy Murray won Wimbledon, and we found out that horse meat doesn't taste too bad. As well as that, this year I wrote my 200th post for this blog… In fact, this is that 200th post.

Wow… What. A. Year.